Rusty Beach

Every week I watch Lost.  And every week I want to kill myself after I watch it.  WTF!  Why does it fuck with me so much!?! 
It is my TV hate crush! 
I hate it. 
For now…
 

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It has been a few weeks, but did you know Anthony’s back?  How exciting!
Heart him.

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A hot dog topped with sauerkraut, mayo, and guacamole? 
Heaven can’t be too far away…

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Yes, it is sad.  We can only hope Jon and Kate get through this difficult time.
But until then…let’s drink! 
Take a swig each time:

Kate belittles Jon
Kate ‘tells’ Jon to do something (to put it nicely) 
Kate touches her hair (…please get a new hairstyle)
Kate mentions her book
Jon is staring off into space while Kate is talking…and talking…and [...]

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Das Boot!  Das Boot!  And yes, there is drinking game for the great movie Beerfest!  So, grab a keg or two and start drinking!
Take 1 Swig when…
- A beer is consumed
- Someone falls
- A girl’s shirt is ripped off
- Landfill acts fat
- Something gets broken
- The American Team acts gay
2 Swigs when…
- Anyone says “Great [...]

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Looking for a mouth-watering menu for your pub-themed party?  Wondering what type of beer goes well with a slider?  Well, Bobby Flay and I have the menu and brew for you! 
First, let’s start with the appetizers… Yummy Grilled Stuffed Jalapeno Chiles with Grilled Red Pepper-Tomato Sauce… MMMMM!  The cheese soothes the jalapeno’s spicy kick and unlike deep-fried jalapeno poppers [...]

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Oh, Stewie!  Everybody’s favorite bundle of joy!  Who can forget the first time you threw up on Brian’s paws or the day you asked him to to hold your change purse…
Oh, Chris!  Poor, dumb Chris!  Who can forget the day you were too stupid for public school and the day you asked Old Man Herbert if he was a pedophile…
And [...]

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Scrubs is one of TV’s little gems!  Unlike House, ER, and Grey’s Anatomy, it is a show with some substance mixed in with some humor.  We all can relate to JD’s quest for love, Elliot’s insecurities, and Dr. Cox’s battle with ‘the man.’   And if you are like me, you have watched every episode 12 times!  I guess that’s [...]

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Das Boot!  Check out your local listings!  It’s Comedy Central’s premier of Beerfest!  If you are in the Eastern Time Zone, it’s on at 9:00 pm today (2/7) and tomorrow (2/8).  
If you’ve never seen this Broken Lizard gem, check out  Lookin’ Good Barry for a sneak peek! 

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Before you have children, you are free to do whatever you want whenever you want.  ‘Oh, I want to go to Starbucks today.’  You grab your keys and go.  ‘Oh, I want to get my hair done today.’  You grab your keys and go.  ‘Oh, I want to go to the bar tonight and a throw up [...]

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