A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 16th, 2009
It just sounds gross. But when most of us get a few drinks down, we become a little less pure and a lot more unrefined. Our mouth becomes our own personal weapon of mass destruction and our mind is held hostage of comprehension. Verbal vomit spews out uncontrollably. And phrases like, ‘I love you, man’ and ‘I not [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 22nd, 2009
I wake up everyday and check myself out.
I look at my hips. My belly. And my thighs.
And then I stare.
I stare at my whole body.
I stare for a couple minutes.
I stand and I stare.
I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go away.
But they don’t.
They are there.
And they [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 18th, 2009
While beer is my drink of choice, sometimes I like to spice it up with a fruity alcoholic beverage! Now, I must admit, I am not the best bartender. So, I bought The Cocktail Handbook to help me measure the perfect concoctions.
After a few nights of practice, I did it! I was able to measure a few alcoholic masterpieces! To [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 20th, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 11th, 2009
Now, I am no doctor, but I ‘ve heard that a beer a day is good for a nursing mom’s milk supple and her lil’ one! Nice, huh?
So, drink up, new mommy! It’s been a long time!
Please consult your doctor before starting your daily routine of beer drinking, mama!
Posted in Uncategorized on Jan 25th, 2009
Before you have children, you are free to do whatever you want whenever you want. ‘Oh, I want to go to Starbucks today.’ You grab your keys and go. ‘Oh, I want to get my hair done today.’ You grab your keys and go. ‘Oh, I want to go to the bar tonight and a throw up [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 19th, 2008
Detroit is a Winter Wonderland today! Well, maybe not a Wonderland, but it is covered with snow. And with the snow accumulating, it is the perfect day to stay home and watch old movies with a cup of Joe or hot cocoa.
Now, I am addicted to drinking black coffee, but sometimes I like to mix it up a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 9th, 2008
When I was growing up in the 80’s, I thought every bar was like The Regal Beagle. The red and black vinyl. The dark wooden chairs. The bartender’s black uniform vest. And the peanuts in the dark wooden bowls. Sharing peanuts in a community bowl…ah, the days of innocence…
Oh, and Jack Tripper was such a heartthrob! As a 8- year- old [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 6th, 2008
1. Hipsters at ‘Their’ Bar. So you think if I hear you say, ‘Let’s get out of here,’ that I’m going to feel bad for being at your local watering hole? Absolutely not! Good! GO! Leave! Sorry if I’m not wearing your version of ’punk rock’ fashion and for being ‘too mainstream!’ I’m here for the beer and music, not [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 2nd, 2008
That’s right. You read that correctly. I actually have something to say about cognac and cigars. Kinda swanky, I know. Oh, am I gloating? Ha ha ha!
So, what does a beer loving, wine amateur know about cognac and cigars? Not much, but it looks cool! Check out the picture!
Doesn’t it look bad ass? And my [...]
