Rusty Beach

It just sounds gross.  But when most of us get a few drinks down, we become a little less pure and a lot more unrefined.  Our mouth becomes our own personal weapon of mass destruction and our mind is held hostage of comprehension.  Verbal vomit spews out uncontrollably.  And phrases like, ‘I love you, man’ and ‘I not [...]

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My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend.  What a joke!  Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant?  I couldn’t believe it!  At first, I was in denial.  Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole!  
My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the Farmers [...]

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Are you ready for some football? 
Yes, it is that time of the year again!  A time where 2/3 of America debate  Big 10 College Football!  A time where we sit and eat…sit and eat…and sit and eat in front of our widescreen televisions!  And lastly, a time where we wonder once again why Brett Favre came out of retirement!   
To help you thicken [...]

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I can’t get enough of beer and summer!  They go hand and hand like Laverne and Shirley!  If only you could brew up summer and drink it out of a beer bottle…
Sounds weird, I know.  But it woud be pretty cool!
To help celebrate my favorite beverage and season, I was thinking about attending the Michigan Brewer Guild’s Summer Beer Festival.  [...]

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This is an oldie, but a goodie…Honestly…
A few months ago I bought He Said Beer, She Said Wine, a great book on beer and wine food pairing.  I must admit, I was a little skeptical at first. I always thought wine and cheese parties were a little gay (ok, a lot gay).  Then, I started reading about grapes, [...]

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So, you’re throwing a party!  Here are some yummy house party recipes to help you fill every one’s belly with a little love!
Dips:
Frank Boni’s Four Cheese Dip
Hot Spinach-Artichoke Dip
French Onion Dip
Cheesy Spinach and Bacon Dip
Appetizers:
Grilled Stuffed Jalapeno Chiles with Grilled Red Pepper-Tomato Sauce
Basil and Tomato Feta Bruschetta
Salsa Roll Ups
Baked Crab Rangoon
Spinach Phyllo Roll Ups
Spicy Bean ‘Quesadillas’
 Wings:
Red Hot [...]

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Top 5 Tattoos at a NASCAR Race:
1.  A back tattoo of Jesus on the cross
2.  Barb wire arm tattoo
3.  A single rose above the nips
4.  Tramp stamp
5.  Chinese writing of ‘Love,’ ‘Faith,’ Hope,’ and ‘I’m an asshole’
And the #1 Most Admired Tattoo at a NASCAR Race…

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Das Boot!  Das Boot!  And yes, there is drinking game for the great movie Beerfest!  So, grab a keg or two and start drinking!
Take 1 Swig when…
- A beer is consumed
- Someone falls
- A girl’s shirt is ripped off
- Landfill acts fat
- Something gets broken
- The American Team acts gay
2 Swigs when…
- Anyone says “Great [...]

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Spring Break is here!   And while you are basking in the sun for the perfect tan, try playing the best beach drinking game around- The Rusty Beach Drinking Game! 
Take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you see or hear…

A man wearing a Speedo (Hot!)
A woman wearing a Thong th thong thong thong (Rrrr!)
A man wearing [...]

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