Rusty Beach

One of the many great scenes in Sideways.

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Have you ever noticed that it is tough to travel outside the United States and say you are an American without getting ‘The Look’ followed by ‘The Smirk’?  Somewhere between 1776 and 2010, I suspect some fools went around the world and gave American tourists a bad rap.  Well, to help redeem our pride, I came up with some [...]

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Bacon not only makes everything better, but it is godsent.  These bacon-wrapped jalapeno sensations are proof that heaven can’t be too far away!  Ingredients 1 to 2 packages cream cheese, room temperature 2 cloves chopped garlic  1/4 cup finely chopped sun-dried tomatoes  Chopped fresh basil leaves Pinch salt 10 to 25 jalapeno peppers (larger than average [...]

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 Here’s another great guacamole recipe to start the party off right!  Holla!  Ingredients: 3 Haas avocados, halved, seeded and peeled 1 lime, juiced 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon cayenne 1/2 medium onion, diced 2 Roma tomatoes, seeded and diced (the chuckier, the better)  1 tablespoon chopped cilantro (If you are [...]

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My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend.  What a joke!  Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant?  I couldn’t believe it!  At first, I was in denial.  Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole!   My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the [...]

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So, you’re throwing a party!  Here are some yummy house party recipes to help you fill every one’s belly with a little love! Dips: Frank Boni’s Four Cheese Dip Hot Spinach-Artichoke Dip French Onion Dip Cheesy Spinach and Bacon Dip Appetizers: Grilled Stuffed Jalapeno Chiles with Grilled Red Pepper-Tomato Sauce Basil and Tomato Feta Bruschetta Salsa Roll [...]

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Top 5 Tattoos at a NASCAR Race: 1.  A back tattoo of Jesus on the cross 2.  Barb wire arm tattoo 3.  A single rose above the nips 4.  Tramp stamp 5.  Chinese writing of ‘Love,’ ‘Faith,’ Hope,’ and ‘I’m an asshole’ And the #1 Most Admired Tattoo at a NASCAR Race…

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Das Boot!  Das Boot!  And yes, there is drinking game for the great movie Beerfest!  So, grab a keg or two and start drinking! Take 1 Swig when… – A beer is consumed – Someone falls – A girl’s shirt is ripped off – Landfill acts fat – Something gets broken – The American Team [...]

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Spring Break is here!   And while you are basking in the sun for the perfect tan, try playing the best beach drinking game around- The Rusty Beach Drinking Game!  Take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you see or hear… A man wearing a Speedo (Hot!) A woman wearing a Thong th thong thong thong [...]

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