Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 4th, 2010
Have you ever noticed that it is tough to travel outside the United States and say you are an American without getting ‘The Look’ followed by ‘The Smirk’? Somewhere between 1776 and 2010, I suspect some fools went around the world and gave American tourists a bad rap. Well, to help redeem our pride, I came up with some [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 15th, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 13th, 2009
I am going to make this short and sweet! Don’t buy anything last minute! She will be pissed! Don’t buy something that she liked five years ago! Buy something she likes NOW! Don’t forget the card! If you have only been dating for 1-5 months, spend $50 max! Go out to eat to YOUR [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 2nd, 2009
Beware! Valentine’s Day is 12 days away! Your impaired vision may cause A LOT of regret and A LOT of remorse!
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Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 17th, 2008
Sadly, most of us can relate to this scene from Beerfest. Cheers!
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Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 17th, 2008
Don’t act like you don’t like it! You’re TOTALLY on the dance floor dancing to Rob Base! I mean, come on, who doesn’t like a little ‘Joy and pain, Like sunshine and rain…’ (Go ahead, take a few moments and sing the song, it’s okay…) With the bass thumpin’ and the lights flashin’, you raise your hands up in [...]
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