Rusty Beach

Thank you for all the classics…and Jake Ryan.
You will always be an icon. 
Love.

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I wake up everyday and check myself out. 
I look at my hips.  My belly.  And my thighs.   
And then I stare. 
I stare at my whole body. 
I stare for a couple minutes. 
I stand and I stare. 
I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go away.
But they don’t.  
They are there. 
And they [...]

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Thank you, Michael.
I love to dance because of you.
Thank you.  

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I am going to make this short and sweet!

Don’t buy anything last minute!  She will be pissed!
Don’t buy something that she liked five years ago!  Buy something she likes NOW!
Don’t forget the card!
If you have only been dating for 1-5 months, spend $50 max!
Go out to eat to YOUR favorite restaurant, not a trendy place [...]

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Beware!  Valentine’s Day is 12 days away!  Your impaired vision may cause A LOT of regret and A LOT of remorse!  
 

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