Rusty Beach » Holiday http://rustybeach.com A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me... Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:14:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Cinco de Mayo Quickie http://rustybeach.com/2009/05/cinco-de-mayo-quickie/ http://rustybeach.com/2009/05/cinco-de-mayo-quickie/#comments Tue, 05 May 2009 02:30:29 +0000 Goldie http://rustybeach.com/?p=1289

 

 Cinco de Mayo is here!  And while most of the world is worried about the swine flu and its origination in Mexico, we have found the perfect drink for you to toast to all that is Mexican- Jose Cuervo Golden Margarita!  Delicioso!

Best of all, this premium mix is ready to serve on the rocks in a salt-rimmed glass as soon as your bring it home!  Excelente!  And if you are a member of Costco, you can enjoy this mouthwatering drink in bulk! 

Liquor in bulk…how can you go wrong!?!  Inteligente!

Happy Cinco de Mayo, Amigo!

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To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in style, try drinking a Guinness!  It is tasty and won’t give you funky green teeth! 

 

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A paczki! 

That’s right!  It’s Fat Tuesday in the Metro-Detroit area!  The only day of the year it is perfectly acceptable to eat two…or three…or five pieces of deep-fried, fruit-filled, heavenly bliss!  Yum!

]]> http://rustybeach.com/2009/02/fat-tuesday-heavenly-bliss/feed/ 6 The Do's and Don'ts of V-Day Gifts http://rustybeach.com/2009/02/the-dos-and-donts-of-v-day-gifts-2/ http://rustybeach.com/2009/02/the-dos-and-donts-of-v-day-gifts-2/#comments Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:22:16 +0000 Goldie http://rustybeach.com/?p=867 I am going to make this short and sweet!

 

  • Don’t buy anything last minute!  She will be pissed!
  • Don’t buy something that she liked five years ago!  Buy something she likes NOW!
  • Don’t forget the card!
  • If you have only been dating for 1-5 months, spend $50 max!
  • Go out to eat to YOUR favorite restaurant, not a trendy place you have never been to!
  • Buying her a cellphone is cheese.
  • Don’t buy her clothes!  She isn’t going to like them!  Sorry!
  • If you want to buy her diamonds, they must be at least .5 carats! 
  • Spa packages are okay- but not original!
  • Make it personal!   Think of past conversations… 
  • Some ideas for you…  A piece of artwork or framed photography she loves!  A book or CD she said she wanted (but doesn’t remember she wanted) plus flowers!  A classic movie DVD she loves plus flowers!
  • If all else fails, just buy flowers!
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I am on beer 3…

I guess I could start next month…

You know, the first Monday of February…

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1.  Banquet Hall Parties-Why would you want to spend hundreds of dollars to ‘party’ at the same place you attended a wedding at last summer?  Was the mostacolli that good?

2.  Dance Clubs- So, you are willing to pay a $50 cover charge for ‘free party favors’ and a ‘champagne toast at midnight’?  Are you sure?  The favors are from the dollar store and the champagne is Andre, so you may want to rethink this one.  Really.   

3.  Your Outfit- Must contain glitter, beading, sequence, or all of the above.    

4.  The Overuse of the Word ‘Exclusive’ - An EXCLUSIVE party for the New Year…  The EXCLUSIVE DJ from Europe…  EXCLUSIVELY from New York…  Exclusive!  Exclusive!  Exclusive! 

5.  Hotel Parties- Can’t you just invite the same people to your house and play Scrabble there?  Really, the hot tub isn’t that necessary.

So, what is my suggestion for NYE since I am being a little judgemental…

Save your money for 2009 and drink at home with Dick Clark!  He was there for you when you were a little kid and he is still here for you wishing you a happy and healthy New Year!  Go, Dick!

 

For more information on Home Bars, check out this posting!

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