A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 29th, 2009
I can’t stand hipsters.
Honestly, who are you?
Are you 1/2 gothic 1/2 preppy?
Are you 100% Pure Alterna-Fuck?
Are you even clean?
When I see a hipster, I want to vomit! Yes, projectile vomit onto their ‘vintage’ concert t-shirt and skintight jeans! They are lost dirty little fuckheads trying so hard to be different! They spend more time on looking dirty than actually cleansing [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 17th, 2009
Nowadays, when you become a parent, you join the organic vs. non-organic debate. Should I buy organic bananas? What about organic apples, are they really juicier? Does organic milk really taste better? What about organic vegetables, are they really greener? What is the difference between organic tomatoes and non-organic tomatoes? Are they really redder?
Well, I’m 31 years old now and can [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 16th, 2009
It just sounds gross. But when most of us get a few drinks down, we become a little less pure and a lot more unrefined. Our mouth becomes our own personal weapon of mass destruction and our mind is held hostage of comprehension. Verbal vomit spews out uncontrollably. And phrases like, ‘I love you, man’ and ‘I not [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 6th, 2008
1. Hipsters at ‘Their’ Bar. So you think if I hear you say, ‘Let’s get out of here,’ that I’m going to feel bad for being at your local watering hole? Absolutely not! Good! GO! Leave! Sorry if I’m not wearing your version of ’punk rock’ fashion and for being ‘too mainstream!’ I’m here for the beer and music, not [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 8th, 2008
It just sounds gross. But when most of us get a few drinks down, we become a little less pure and a lot more unrefined. Our mouth becomes our own personal weapon of mass destruction and our mind is held hostage of comprehension. Verbal vomit spews out uncontrollably. And phrases like, ‘I love you, man’ and ‘I not [...]
