Rusty Beach

It has been a few weeks, but did you know Anthony’s back?  How exciting!
Heart him.

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My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend.  What a joke!  Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant?  I couldn’t believe it!  At first, I was in denial.  Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole!  
My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the Farmers [...]

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A hot dog topped with sauerkraut, mayo, and guacamole? 
Heaven can’t be too far away…

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I wake up everyday and check myself out. 
I look at my hips.  My belly.  And my thighs.   
And then I stare. 
I stare at my whole body. 
I stare for a couple minutes. 
I stand and I stare. 
I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go away.
But they don’t.  
They are there. 
And they [...]

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