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I hate SAN FRANCISCO.

My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend.  What a joke!  Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant?  I couldn’t believe it!  At first, I was in denial.  Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole!   My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the [...]

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All Hot Dogs Go to Heaven

A hot dog topped with sauerkraut, mayo, and guacamole?  Heaven can’t be too far away…

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I wake up everyday and check myself out.  I look at my hips.  My belly.  And my thighs.    And then I stare.  I stare at my whole body.  I stare for a couple minutes.  I stand and I stare.  I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]

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