A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 26th, 2009
My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend. What a joke! Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant? I couldn’t believe it! At first, I was in denial. Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole! My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 8th, 2009
A hot dog topped with sauerkraut, mayo, and guacamole? Heaven can’t be too far away…
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 22nd, 2009
I wake up everyday and check myself out. I look at my hips. My belly. And my thighs. And then I stare. I stare at my whole body. I stare for a couple minutes. I stand and I stare. I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]
