A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 4th, 2010
Have you ever noticed that it is tough to travel outside the United States and say you are an American without getting ‘The Look’ followed by ‘The Smirk’? Somewhere between 1776 and 2010, I suspect some fools went around the world and gave American tourists a bad rap. Well, to help redeem our pride, I came up with some [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 15th, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized on May 28th, 2009
Yes, it is sad. We can only hope Jon and Kate get through this difficult time. But until then…let’s drink! Take a swig each time: Kate belittles Jon Kate ‘tells’ Jon to do something (to put it nicely) Kate touches her hair (…please get a new hairstyle) Kate mentions her book Jon is staring off [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 20th, 2009
Top 5 Tattoos at a NASCAR Race: 1. A back tattoo of Jesus on the cross 2. Barb wire arm tattoo 3. A single rose above the nips 4. Tramp stamp 5. Chinese writing of ‘Love,’ ‘Faith,’ Hope,’ and ‘I’m an asshole’ And the #1 Most Admired Tattoo at a NASCAR Race…
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 2nd, 2009
Das Boot! Das Boot! And yes, there is drinking game for the great movie Beerfest! So, grab a keg or two and start drinking! Take 1 Swig when… – A beer is consumed – Someone falls – A girl’s shirt is ripped off – Landfill acts fat – Something gets broken – The American Team [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 31st, 2009
This might be one of the best movie scenes ever! Love it!
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 23rd, 2009
Spring Break is here! And while you are basking in the sun for the perfect tan, try playing the best beach drinking game around- The Rusty Beach Drinking Game! Take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you see or hear… A man wearing a Speedo (Hot!) A woman wearing a Thong th thong thong thong [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 16th, 2009
Yes, St. Patrick’s Day is infamous for drinking green beer, but after a while it gets old. Honestly, your teeth look kinda gross… To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in style, try drinking a Guinness! It is tasty and won’t give you funky green teeth!
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 10th, 2009
Oh, Stewie! Everybody’s favorite bundle of joy! Who can forget the first time you threw up on Brian’s paws or the day you asked him to to hold your change purse… Oh, Chris! Poor, dumb Chris! Who can forget the day you were too stupid for public school and the day you asked Old Man Herbert if he was a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 2nd, 2009
Beware! Valentine’s Day is 12 days away! Your impaired vision may cause A LOT of regret and A LOT of remorse!
