A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 16th, 2009
Yes, St. Patrick’s Day is infamous for drinking green beer, but after a while it gets old. Honestly, your teeth look kinda gross… To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in style, try drinking a Guinness! It is tasty and won’t give you funky green teeth!
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 10th, 2009
Oh, Stewie! Everybody’s favorite bundle of joy! Who can forget the first time you threw up on Brian’s paws or the day you asked him to to hold your change purse… Oh, Chris! Poor, dumb Chris! Who can forget the day you were too stupid for public school and the day you asked Old Man Herbert if he was a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 17th, 2008
Eight more days until baby Jesus’s birthday! What do you think Santa will bring Jesus for X-mas?
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 6th, 2008
1. Hipsters at ‘Their’ Bar. So you think if I hear you say, ‘Let’s get out of here,’ that I’m going to feel bad for being at your local watering hole? Absolutely not! Good! GO! Leave! Sorry if I’m not wearing your version of ’punk rock’ fashion and for being ‘too mainstream!’ I’m here for the beer and music, not [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 28th, 2008
What makes a Rusty Beach so tasty that a website is named after it? Well, it is both economical and buzzworthy! All it takes is $9.00 and you are on your way to a drunken stupor! Bon Voyage! Designated as the unoffical starter drink of Aruba, rum, amaretto, and a splash of fruit juice mingle and tingle throughout your body. And a little booby shake is required to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 27th, 2008
My good friend, Jason, shares his tale with Rusty Beach. Please check out his surfboards at Detroit Surfboard Company. If you want quality in your board, he’s your guy! Hey Rustybeachers! By now you have seen some of the amazingly well written posts and I begged to contribute. I mean, who else do I know that drinks [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 17th, 2008
Sadly, most of us can relate to this scene from Beerfest. Cheers!
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 8th, 2008
It just sounds gross. But when most of us get a few drinks down, we become a little less pure and a lot more unrefined. Our mouth becomes our own personal weapon of mass destruction and our mind is held hostage of comprehension. Verbal vomit spews out uncontrollably. And phrases like, ‘I love you, man’ and ‘I not [...]
