Rusty Beach

One of the many great scenes in Sideways.

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Have you ever noticed that it is tough to travel outside the United States and say you are an American without getting ‘The Look’ followed by ‘The Smirk’?  Somewhere between 1776 and 2010, I suspect some fools went around the world and gave American tourists a bad rap.  Well, to help redeem our pride, I came up with some [...]

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” When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” -George Bernard Shaw

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While beer is my drink of choice, sometimes I like to spice it up with a fruity alcoholic beverage!  Now, I must admit, I am not the best bartender.  So, I bought  The Cocktail Handbook to help me measure the perfect concoctions.  After a few nights of practice, I did it!  I was able to measure a few alcoholic masterpieces!  [...]

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Summer is here!  And yes, my body is not ready for a bikini thanks to beer!  Oh well!  I guess all I can do is grab a frosty mug and think about which beer I would like to enjoy first!  Let’s see… The first beer that comes to mind is Amstel Light.  It is one dam good [...]

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Yes, it is sad.  We can only hope Jon and Kate get through this difficult time. But until then…let’s drink!  Take a swig each time: Kate belittles Jon Kate ‘tells’ Jon to do something (to put it nicely)  Kate touches her hair (…please get a new hairstyle) Kate mentions her book Jon is staring off [...]

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Spring Break is here!   And while you are basking in the sun for the perfect tan, try playing the best beach drinking game around- The Rusty Beach Drinking Game!  Take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you see or hear… A man wearing a Speedo (Hot!) A woman wearing a Thong th thong thong thong [...]

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Yes, St. Patrick’s Day is infamous for drinking green beer, but after a while it gets old.  Honestly, your teeth look kinda gross… To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in style, try drinking a Guinness!  It is tasty and won’t give you funky green teeth!   

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Oh, Stewie!  Everybody’s favorite bundle of joy!  Who can forget the first time you threw up on Brian’s paws or the day you asked him to to hold your change purse… Oh, Chris!  Poor, dumb Chris!  Who can forget the day you were too stupid for public school and the day you asked Old Man Herbert if he was a [...]

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