A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 16th, 2009
It just sounds gross. But when most of us get a few drinks down, we become a little less pure and a lot more unrefined. Our mouth becomes our own personal weapon of mass destruction and our mind is held hostage of comprehension. Verbal vomit spews out uncontrollably. And phrases like, ‘I love you, man’ and ‘I not [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 9th, 2009
Are you ready for some football?
Yes, it is that time of the year again! A time where 2/3 of America debate Big 10 College Football! A time where we sit and eat…sit and eat…and sit and eat in front of our widescreen televisions! And lastly, a time where we wonder once again why Brett Favre came out of retirement!
To help you thicken [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 23rd, 2009
” When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
-George Bernard Shaw
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 15th, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 18th, 2009
While beer is my drink of choice, sometimes I like to spice it up with a fruity alcoholic beverage! Now, I must admit, I am not the best bartender. So, I bought The Cocktail Handbook to help me measure the perfect concoctions.
After a few nights of practice, I did it! I was able to measure a few alcoholic masterpieces! To [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 9th, 2009
Summer is here! And yes, my body is not ready for a bikini thanks to beer! Oh well! I guess all I can do is grab a frosty mug and think about which beer I would like to enjoy first!
Let’s see…
The first beer that comes to mind is Amstel Light. It is one dam good bier! It [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 28th, 2009
Yes, it is sad. We can only hope Jon and Kate get through this difficult time.
But until then…let’s drink!
Take a swig each time:
Kate belittles Jon
Kate ‘tells’ Jon to do something (to put it nicely)
Kate touches her hair (…please get a new hairstyle)
Kate mentions her book
Jon is staring off into space while Kate is talking…and talking…and [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 23rd, 2009
Spring Break is here! And while you are basking in the sun for the perfect tan, try playing the best beach drinking game around- The Rusty Beach Drinking Game!
Take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you see or hear…
A man wearing a Speedo (Hot!)
A woman wearing a Thong th thong thong thong (Rrrr!)
A man wearing [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 16th, 2009
Yes, St. Patrick’s Day is infamous for drinking green beer, but after a while it gets old. Honestly, your teeth look kinda gross…
To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in style, try drinking a Guinness! It is tasty and won’t give you funky green teeth!
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 10th, 2009
Oh, Stewie! Everybody’s favorite bundle of joy! Who can forget the first time you threw up on Brian’s paws or the day you asked him to to hold your change purse…
Oh, Chris! Poor, dumb Chris! Who can forget the day you were too stupid for public school and the day you asked Old Man Herbert if he was a pedophile…
And [...]
