Rusty Beach

One of the many great scenes in Sideways.

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Have you ever noticed that it is tough to travel outside the United States and say you are an American without getting ‘The Look’ followed by ‘The Smirk’?  Somewhere between 1776 and 2010, I suspect some fools went around the world and gave American tourists a bad rap.  Well, to help redeem our pride, I came up with some [...]

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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart

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I’ve become a huge fan of Bloody Marys.  Especially on Sundays.  They are de-li-cious and they bring a little peace to me every Sunday knowing that I have to go to work the next day.  Ugh. I haven’t experimented with all the crazy Bloody Mary ingredients and recipes out there.  I’ve been a basic Tabasco [...]

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” When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” -George Bernard Shaw

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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Lyndon B. Johnson

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“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, “It [...]

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I wake up everyday and check myself out.  I look at my hips.  My belly.  And my thighs.    And then I stare.  I stare at my whole body.  I stare for a couple minutes.  I stand and I stare.  I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]

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While beer is my drink of choice, sometimes I like to spice it up with a fruity alcoholic beverage!  Now, I must admit, I am not the best bartender.  So, I bought  The Cocktail Handbook to help me measure the perfect concoctions.  After a few nights of practice, I did it!  I was able to measure a few alcoholic masterpieces!  [...]

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Summer is here!  And yes, my body is not ready for a bikini thanks to beer!  Oh well!  I guess all I can do is grab a frosty mug and think about which beer I would like to enjoy first!  Let’s see… The first beer that comes to mind is Amstel Light.  It is one dam good [...]

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