Rusty Beach » dirty http://rustybeach.com A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me... Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:14:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Stupid Hipsters http://rustybeach.com/2009/11/stupid-hipsters/ http://rustybeach.com/2009/11/stupid-hipsters/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:09:13 +0000 Goldie http://rustybeach.com/?p=1681 I can’t stand hipsters. 

Honestly, who are you? 

Are you 1/2 gothic 1/2 preppy? 

Are you 100% Pure Alterna-Fuck? 

 Are you even clean? 

When I see a hipster, I want to vomit!  Yes, projectile vomit onto their ‘vintage’ concert t-shirt and skintight jeans!  They are lost dirty little fuckheads trying so hard to be different!  They spend more time on looking dirty than actually cleansing themselves!  And they spend more time criticizing others who are ‘too square’ than actually becoming experts on what they are criticizing us about! 

Really, you know that much about Eastern European history?  Really? 

And really, you know that much about cinematography and 1960′s Czech film noir?

Sure.

Just STFU! 

You hipsters kill me!

 

(I googled ‘stupid hipster’ and found the perfect illustration…Enjoy!)

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