I heart food. beer. and sometimes wine.
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 22nd, 2009
I wake up everyday and check myself out. I look at my hips. My belly. And my thighs. And then I stare. I stare at my whole body. I stare for a couple minutes. I stand and I stare. I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]
