Rusty Beach

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart

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My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend.  What a joke!  Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant?  I couldn’t believe it!  At first, I was in denial.  Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole!   My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the [...]

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” When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” -George Bernard Shaw

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A hot dog topped with sauerkraut, mayo, and guacamole?  Heaven can’t be too far away…

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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Lyndon B. Johnson

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“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, “It [...]

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I wake up everyday and check myself out.  I look at my hips.  My belly.  And my thighs.    And then I stare.  I stare at my whole body.  I stare for a couple minutes.  I stand and I stare.  I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]

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Summer is here!  And yes, my body is not ready for a bikini thanks to beer!  Oh well!  I guess all I can do is grab a frosty mug and think about which beer I would like to enjoy first!  Let’s see… The first beer that comes to mind is Amstel Light.  It is one dam good [...]

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Yes, it is sad.  We can only hope Jon and Kate get through this difficult time. But until then…let’s drink!  Take a swig each time: Kate belittles Jon Kate ‘tells’ Jon to do something (to put it nicely)  Kate touches her hair (…please get a new hairstyle) Kate mentions her book Jon is staring off [...]

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We should all appreciate what we have, right?

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