A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 31st, 2011
No need for butter (unless you really really want it)… Just enjoy! They are truly divine! Ingredients: 3 bottles/cans of beer 3 lemons, cut in half 1 head garlic, split in half 3 pounds Alaskan king crab legs (split) Directions: In a large stockpot with a steamer insert, add beer, lemons and garlic and bring to a boil. Add [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 20th, 2010
Do you know what you are going to buy the beer lover in your family? To spread the holiday cheer, I HIGHLY recommend buying them beer mugs! It is the gift that keeps on giving! Nothing makes me happier than seeing a frosted mug full of beer! The first sip is always so yummy and slushy! And it [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 28th, 2010
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 26th, 2009
My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend. What a joke! Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant? I couldn’t believe it! At first, I was in denial. Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole! My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 23rd, 2009
” When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” -George Bernard Shaw
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 8th, 2009
A hot dog topped with sauerkraut, mayo, and guacamole? Heaven can’t be too far away…
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 2nd, 2009
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Lyndon B. Johnson
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 28th, 2009
“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, “It [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 22nd, 2009
I wake up everyday and check myself out. I look at my hips. My belly. And my thighs. And then I stare. I stare at my whole body. I stare for a couple minutes. I stand and I stare. I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 9th, 2009
Summer is here! And yes, my body is not ready for a bikini thanks to beer! Oh well! I guess all I can do is grab a frosty mug and think about which beer I would like to enjoy first! Let’s see… The first beer that comes to mind is Amstel Light. It is one dam good [...]
