Rusty Beach

It just sounds gross.  But when most of us get a few drinks down, we become a little less pure and a lot more unrefined.  Our mouth becomes our own personal weapon of mass destruction and our mind is held hostage of comprehension.  Verbal vomit spews out uncontrollably.  And phrases like, ‘I love you, man’ and ‘I not [...]

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My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend.  What a joke!  Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant?  I couldn’t believe it!  At first, I was in denial.  Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole!  
My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the Farmers [...]

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Are you ready for some football? 
Yes, it is that time of the year again!  A time where 2/3 of America debate  Big 10 College Football!  A time where we sit and eat…sit and eat…and sit and eat in front of our widescreen televisions!  And lastly, a time where we wonder once again why Brett Favre came out of retirement!   
To help you thicken [...]

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” When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
-George Bernard Shaw

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A hot dog topped with sauerkraut, mayo, and guacamole? 
Heaven can’t be too far away…

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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
-Lyndon B. Johnson

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“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, “It [...]

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I wake up everyday and check myself out. 
I look at my hips.  My belly.  And my thighs.   
And then I stare. 
I stare at my whole body. 
I stare for a couple minutes. 
I stand and I stare. 
I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go away.
But they don’t.  
They are there. 
And they [...]

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I can’t get enough of beer and summer!  They go hand and hand like Laverne and Shirley!  If only you could brew up summer and drink it out of a beer bottle…
Sounds weird, I know.  But it woud be pretty cool!
To help celebrate my favorite beverage and season, I was thinking about attending the Michigan Brewer Guild’s Summer Beer Festival.  [...]

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Summer is here!  And yes, my body is not ready for a bikini thanks to beer!  Oh well!  I guess all I can do is grab a frosty mug and think about which beer I would like to enjoy first! 
Let’s see…
The first beer that comes to mind is Amstel Light.  It is one dam good bier!  It [...]

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