A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 4th, 2010
Have you ever noticed that it is tough to travel outside the United States and say you are an American without getting ‘The Look’ followed by ‘The Smirk’? Somewhere between 1776 and 2010, I suspect some fools went around the world and gave American tourists a bad rap. Well, to help redeem our pride, I came up with some [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 15th, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 18th, 2009
While beer is my drink of choice, sometimes I like to spice it up with a fruity alcoholic beverage! Now, I must admit, I am not the best bartender. So, I bought The Cocktail Handbook to help me measure the perfect concoctions. After a few nights of practice, I did it! I was able to measure a few alcoholic masterpieces! [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 10th, 2009
Oh, Stewie! Everybody’s favorite bundle of joy! Who can forget the first time you threw up on Brian’s paws or the day you asked him to to hold your change purse… Oh, Chris! Poor, dumb Chris! Who can forget the day you were too stupid for public school and the day you asked Old Man Herbert if he was a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 1st, 2009
As a teenager, I always wondered why my uncle would only drink beer from a glass. At family functions, while the other men in my family would raise their glasses to toast, my uncle would sit calmly and wait. It always amazed that no one would ever questioned him too. Everything in my family was questioned. But for some odd [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 31st, 2008
NYE is honestly the most overrated night of the year. Maybe if I lived in NYC, I would feel differently, but here in the Midwest it is far from glitz and glam. Here are my top 5 reasons why NYE is overrated: 1. Banquet Hall Parties-Why would you want to spend hundreds of dollars to ‘party’ at the same place [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 17th, 2008
Eight more days until baby Jesus’s birthday! What do you think Santa will bring Jesus for X-mas?
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 9th, 2008
When I was growing up in the 80′s, I thought every bar was like The Regal Beagle. The red and black vinyl. The dark wooden chairs. The bartender’s black uniform vest. And the peanuts in the dark wooden bowls. Sharing peanuts in a community bowl…ah, the days of innocence… Oh, and Jack Tripper was such a heartthrob! As a 8- year- [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 6th, 2008
1. Hipsters at ‘Their’ Bar. So you think if I hear you say, ‘Let’s get out of here,’ that I’m going to feel bad for being at your local watering hole? Absolutely not! Good! GO! Leave! Sorry if I’m not wearing your version of ’punk rock’ fashion and for being ‘too mainstream!’ I’m here for the beer and music, not [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 28th, 2008
What makes a Rusty Beach so tasty that a website is named after it? Well, it is both economical and buzzworthy! All it takes is $9.00 and you are on your way to a drunken stupor! Bon Voyage! Designated as the unoffical starter drink of Aruba, rum, amaretto, and a splash of fruit juice mingle and tingle throughout your body. And a little booby shake is required to [...]
