A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 23rd, 2009
Spring Break is here! And while you are basking in the sun for the perfect tan, try playing the best beach drinking game around- The Rusty Beach Drinking Game! Take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you see or hear… A man wearing a Speedo (Hot!) A woman wearing a Thong th thong thong thong [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 16th, 2009
Yes, St. Patrick’s Day is infamous for drinking green beer, but after a while it gets old. Honestly, your teeth look kinda gross… To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in style, try drinking a Guinness! It is tasty and won’t give you funky green teeth!
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 10th, 2009
Oh, Stewie! Everybody’s favorite bundle of joy! Who can forget the first time you threw up on Brian’s paws or the day you asked him to to hold your change purse… Oh, Chris! Poor, dumb Chris! Who can forget the day you were too stupid for public school and the day you asked Old Man Herbert if he was a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 1st, 2009
As a teenager, I always wondered why my uncle would only drink beer from a glass. At family functions, while the other men in my family would raise their glasses to toast, my uncle would sit calmly and wait. It always amazed that no one would ever questioned him too. Everything in my family was questioned. But for some odd [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 9th, 2009
Scrubs is one of TV’s little gems! Unlike House, ER, and Grey’s Anatomy, it is a show with some substance mixed in with some humor. We all can relate to JD’s quest for love, Elliot’s insecurities, and Dr. Cox’s battle with ‘the man.’ And if you are like me, you have watched every episode 12 times! I guess that’s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 2nd, 2009
Beware! Valentine’s Day is 12 days away! Your impaired vision may cause A LOT of regret and A LOT of remorse!
Posted in Uncategorized on Jan 28th, 2009
Football or Futbol? It is Football! American Football! Sunday is the big day! The Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the Arizona Cardinals in Tampa Bay! And to help ease the pain of party planning, here are 10 tips to help you plan the party of the year for the game of the year! 1. So, you want to have [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jan 25th, 2009
Before you have children, you are free to do whatever you want whenever you want. ‘Oh, I want to go to Starbucks today.’ You grab your keys and go. ‘Oh, I want to get my hair done today.’ You grab your keys and go. ‘Oh, I want to go to the bar tonight and a throw up [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jan 5th, 2009
Like everyone else in America, I made a new year’s resolution to get healthy and fit for 2009. And since today was the first Monday of the new year, I decided Jan. 5 would my first day to lookin’ good in 09! So, how did I do? I am on beer 3… I guess I could start next month… You [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 31st, 2008
NYE is honestly the most overrated night of the year. Maybe if I lived in NYC, I would feel differently, but here in the Midwest it is far from glitz and glam. Here are my top 5 reasons why NYE is overrated: 1. Banquet Hall Parties-Why would you want to spend hundreds of dollars to ‘party’ at the same place [...]
