A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Dec 31st, 2011
No need for butter (unless you really really want it)… Just enjoy! They are truly divine! Ingredients: 3 bottles/cans of beer 3 lemons, cut in half 1 head garlic, split in half 3 pounds Alaskan king crab legs (split) Directions: In a large stockpot with a steamer insert, add beer, lemons and garlic and bring to a boil. Add [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 20th, 2010
Do you know what you are going to buy the beer lover in your family? To spread the holiday cheer, I HIGHLY recommend buying them beer mugs! It is the gift that keeps on giving! Nothing makes me happier than seeing a frosted mug full of beer! The first sip is always so yummy and slushy! And it [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 29th, 2010
Looking for a smooth everyday wine? Try some Cupcake Cabernet Sauvignon 2007 (and any other Cupcake wine) from the Cupcake Vineyard! It is under $15 (Kroger has it for $9.99 with their Kroger Plus Card) and de-li-cious! Enjoy!
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 4th, 2010
Have you ever noticed that it is tough to travel outside the United States and say you are an American without getting ‘The Look’ followed by ‘The Smirk’? Somewhere between 1776 and 2010, I suspect some fools went around the world and gave American tourists a bad rap. Well, to help redeem our pride, I came up with some [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 28th, 2010
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 18th, 2010
I’ve become a huge fan of Bloody Marys. Especially on Sundays. They are de-li-cious and they bring a little peace to me every Sunday knowing that I have to go to work the next day. Ugh. I haven’t experimented with all the crazy Bloody Mary ingredients and recipes out there. I’ve been a basic Tabasco [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 23rd, 2009
” When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” -George Bernard Shaw
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 2nd, 2009
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Lyndon B. Johnson
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 28th, 2009
“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, “It [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 22nd, 2009
I wake up everyday and check myself out. I look at my hips. My belly. And my thighs. And then I stare. I stare at my whole body. I stare for a couple minutes. I stand and I stare. I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]
