I’m NOT Drinking ANY Merlot!
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 8th, 2010
One of the many great scenes in Sideways.
A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 8th, 2010
One of the many great scenes in Sideways.
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 4th, 2010
Have you ever noticed that it is tough to travel outside the United States and say you are an American without getting ‘The Look’ followed by ‘The Smirk’? Somewhere between 1776 and 2010, I suspect some fools went around the world and gave American tourists a bad rap. Well, to help redeem our pride, I came up with some [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 11th, 2010
Bacon not only makes everything better, but it is godsent. These bacon-wrapped jalapeno sensations are proof that heaven can’t be too far away! Ingredients 1 to 2 packages cream cheese, room temperature 2 cloves chopped garlic 1/4 cup finely chopped sun-dried tomatoes Chopped fresh basil leaves Pinch salt 10 to 25 jalapeno peppers (larger than average [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 1st, 2010
Here’s another great guacamole recipe to start the party off right! Holla! Ingredients: 3 Haas avocados, halved, seeded and peeled 1 lime, juiced 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon cayenne 1/2 medium onion, diced 2 Roma tomatoes, seeded and diced (the chuckier, the better) 1 tablespoon chopped cilantro (If you are [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 28th, 2010
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 18th, 2010
I’ve become a huge fan of Bloody Marys. Especially on Sundays. They are de-li-cious and they bring a little peace to me every Sunday knowing that I have to go to work the next day. Ugh. I haven’t experimented with all the crazy Bloody Mary ingredients and recipes out there. I’ve been a basic Tabasco [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 5th, 2010
When you are passionate about something, you go a little crazy. You can’t think straight and everything takes you to the next level- the crazy level! But, don’t think you are going mad! No, sir! You are just putting your heart and soul into something you love. Van Gogh said it best, ‘I put my [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 29th, 2009
I can’t stand hipsters. Honestly, who are you? Are you 1/2 gothic 1/2 preppy? Are you 100% Pure Alterna-Fuck? Are you even clean? When I see a hipster, I want to vomit! Yes, projectile vomit onto their ‘vintage’ concert t-shirt and skintight jeans! They are lost dirty little fuckheads trying so hard to be different! They spend more time [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 17th, 2009
Nowadays, when you become a parent, you join the organic vs. non-organic debate. Should I buy organic bananas? What about organic apples, are they really juicier? Does organic milk really taste better? What about organic vegetables, are they really greener? What is the difference between organic tomatoes and non-organic tomatoes? Are they really redder? Well, I’m 31 years old now and [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 26th, 2009
My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend. What a joke! Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant? I couldn’t believe it! At first, I was in denial. Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole! My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the [...]