Rusty Beach

” When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” -George Bernard Shaw

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My mom belly has been a little out of control lately.  Yes, too much beer and wine.  So, I decided to break down and buy the Flat Belly Diet magazine at the supermarket the other day.  Now, I am not a ‘fade diet’ kinda girl, but the recipes are fresh and made with some of my [...]

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A hot dog topped with sauerkraut, mayo, and guacamole?  Heaven can’t be too far away…

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Thank you for all the classics…and Jake Ryan. You will always be an icon.  Love.

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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Lyndon B. Johnson

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“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think, “It [...]

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I wake up everyday and check myself out.  I look at my hips.  My belly.  And my thighs.    And then I stare.  I stare at my whole body.  I stare for a couple minutes.  I stand and I stare.  I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]

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Don’t get me wrong, I love a good steak, but sometimes you need a break from red meat.  Last night, we put our Weber grill to work and made some yummy- to- your- tummy Portobello Burgers.  Juicy, hot, and tangy, every bite was followed by my eyes rolling to the back of my head.  A [...]

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Thank you, Michael. I love to dance because of you. Thank you.    

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