Rusty Beach

Every week I watch Lost.  And every week I want to kill myself after I watch it.  WTF!  Why does it fuck with me so much!?! 
It is my TV hate crush! 
I hate it. 
For now…
 

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While drinking games are a good time, gambling is even better!  Who doesn’t want to make money? 
Left Right Center comes with dice and chips, but who needs the chips, the dice are the most important part of the packaging! 
Now, rather than starting the game with three chips each, each player needs to whip out $3!  At the [...]

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It has been a few weeks, but did you know Anthony’s back?  How exciting!
Heart him.

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I can’t stand hipsters. 
Honestly, who are you? 
Are you 1/2 gothic 1/2 preppy? 
Are you 100% Pure Alterna-Fuck? 
 Are you even clean? 
When I see a hipster, I want to vomit!  Yes, projectile vomit onto their ‘vintage’ concert t-shirt and skintight jeans!  They are lost dirty little fuckheads trying so hard to be different!  They spend more time on looking dirty than actually cleansing [...]

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Nowadays, when you become a parent, you join the organic vs. non-organic debate.  Should I buy organic bananas?  What about organic apples, are they really juicier?  Does organic milk really taste better?  What about organic vegetables, are they really greener?  What is the difference between organic tomatoes and non-organic tomatoes?  Are they really redder? 
Well, I’m 31 years old now and can [...]

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It just sounds gross.  But when most of us get a few drinks down, we become a little less pure and a lot more unrefined.  Our mouth becomes our own personal weapon of mass destruction and our mind is held hostage of comprehension.  Verbal vomit spews out uncontrollably.  And phrases like, ‘I love you, man’ and ‘I not [...]

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My husband and I went to San Francisco over the weekend.  What a joke!  Could people be more sarcastic and arrogant?  I couldn’t believe it!  At first, I was in denial.  Then, I realized that everyone was an asshole!  
My first asshole encounter was with a tall, fedora hat-wearing hipster working at Primavera on Saturday at the Farmers [...]

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Are you ready for some football? 
Yes, it is that time of the year again!  A time where 2/3 of America debate  Big 10 College Football!  A time where we sit and eat…sit and eat…and sit and eat in front of our widescreen televisions!  And lastly, a time where we wonder once again why Brett Favre came out of retirement!   
To help you thicken [...]

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” When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.  So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
-George Bernard Shaw

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My mom belly has been a little out of control lately.  Yes, too much beer and wine.  So, I decided to break down and buy the Flat Belly Diet magazine at the supermarket the other day.  Now, I am not a ‘fade diet’ kinda girl, but the recipes are fresh and made with some of my [...]

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