Stupid Hipsters
Nov 29th, 2009 by Goldie
I can’t stand hipsters.
Honestly, who are you?
Are you 1/2 gothic 1/2 preppy?
Are you 100% Pure Alterna-Fuck?
Are you even clean?
When I see a hipster, I want to vomit! Yes, projectile vomit onto their ‘vintage’ concert t-shirt and skintight jeans! They are lost dirty little fuckheads trying so hard to be different! They spend more time on looking dirty than actually cleansing themselves! And they spend more time criticizing others who are ‘too square’ than actually becoming experts on what they are criticizing us about!
Really, you know that much about Eastern European history? Really?
And really, you know that much about cinematography and 1960′s Czech film noir?
Sure.
Just STFU!
You hipsters kill me!
(I googled ‘stupid hipster’ and found the perfect illustration…Enjoy!)
The “look” is sooo out!…SF is sooo behind…I see “hipsters” when I visit my aunt Louise in Omaha…That’s how tired the look is!..The newer look is still late 80′s-mid 90′s SoCal beach casual..think USC student from Newport or La Jolla in a supped beemer335 m series…prep/surf/post new wave/avant guard/with a touch of same era NY Black for evenings!