Rusty Beach

I can’t stand hipsters.  Honestly, who are you?  Are you 1/2 gothic 1/2 preppy?  Are you 100% Pure Alterna-Fuck?   Are you even clean?  When I see a hipster, I want to vomit!  Yes, projectile vomit onto their ‘vintage’ concert t-shirt and skintight jeans!  They are lost dirty little fuckheads trying so hard to be different!  They spend more time [...]

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Nowadays, when you become a parent, you join the organic vs. non-organic debate.  Should I buy organic bananas?  What about organic apples, are they really juicier?  Does organic milk really taste better?  What about organic vegetables, are they really greener?  What is the difference between organic tomatoes and non-organic tomatoes?  Are they really redder?  Well, I’m 31 years old now and [...]

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