A tribute to all things cool. Well, at least to me…
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 28th, 2009
“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, “It [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 22nd, 2009
I wake up everyday and check myself out. I look at my hips. My belly. And my thighs. And then I stare. I stare at my whole body. I stare for a couple minutes. I stand and I stare. I am convinced that if I stare long enough and hard enough my lady lumps will go [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 15th, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 6th, 2009
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good steak, but sometimes you need a break from red meat. Last night, we put our Weber grill to work and made some yummy- to- your- tummy Portobello Burgers. Juicy, hot, and tangy, every bite was followed by my eyes rolling to the back of my head. A [...]
