The Rusty Beach Drinking Game
Mar 23rd, 2009 by Goldie
Spring Break is here! And while you are basking in the sun for the perfect tan, try playing the best beach drinking game around- The Rusty Beach Drinking Game!
Take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you see or hear…
- A man wearing a Speedo (Hot!)
- A woman wearing a Thong th thong thong thong (Rrrr!)
- A man wearing a Thong th thong thong thong (Sick!)
- A New York accent
- A girl with a tramp stamp (Bullseye!)
- A guy with a barb wire tattoo
- A mom yelling, ‘Kids, come here!’
- A kid building a sand castle
- A local guy walking the beach with a female tourist (Someone is gettin’ some tonight!)
- Honeymooners holding each other with pina coladas in their hands
- A hairy guy wearing a big gold medallion
- A Boston accent
- A topless lady (Oh yeah!)
- A jogger running with his/her I-Pod
- A fat old lady wearing a super small bikini
- Someone saying, ‘We’re from Detroit…’ (They’re really not from Detroit, trust me!)
- An old man roaming the beach with his metal detector
- A guy with a pierced nipple (This could also be the same guy with the barb wire tattoo…2 sips!)
- Someone wearing a ‘I Love NY’ shirt
- A local hollering, ‘Watersports!’
- A girl with camel toe (Read her lips, dammit!)
- Someone wearing a Yankees baseball cap
- A girl with braids all over her head
- Someone not wearing sunscreen (Dumb ass!)
- A fat guy with an unlit cigar in his mouth (This may also be the same guy wearing a gold medallion…2 sips!)
- 2 men walking the beach together (Suspect!)
- A woman with Jerry Seinfeld’s haircut
- A cougar (No, not the feline!)
- A fat local lady with a hobo purse saying, ‘Braids for the beautiful lady?’
- Are you drunk yet?
Hope you enjoy the game! And remember to relax…Aaahhh!
an outstanding game. these occurrences are tragic, but often. how long could you possibly last playing this?
with your permission, may i use this final photo in an article i am posting for a Pacifico Cerveza tap beer article?
the article appears here:
http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-21231-San-Diego-Bars-Examiner~y2010m7d15-Pacifico-Clara-Cerveza-now-on-tap-in-San-Diego
and you may contact me at the address included here, and on the website. the article is not for commercial resale, and i do not seek to profit from your work. The photo is excellent and perfect for my tap beer/beach theme.
Thank you.