Family Guy Drinking Game
Mar 10th, 2009 by Rusty Beach
Oh, Stewie! Everybody’s favorite bundle of joy! Who can forget the first time you threw up on Brian’s paws or the day you asked him to to hold your change purse…
Oh, Chris! Poor, dumb Chris! Who can forget the day you were too stupid for public school and the day you asked Old Man Herbert if he was a pedophile…
And Meg! Oh, crazy Meg! The vision of you seducing Brian and the look in your eyes as you grasped a package of hot dogs will haunt our memories forever…
To help ease the pain and comfort the inappropriateness, a drinking game in honor of Family Guy has been created. So, let’s raise our glasses and toast to the Drunken Clam, Cleveland’s wife, and Quagmire’s love for the ladies…
Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy! Oh, yeah!
Take One Sip When…
- There’s a flashback
- Peter laughs
- Peter drinks a beer
- Peter does something stupid
- Peter says ‘Sweet’
- Stewie has a weapon
- Stewie says ‘Victory is mine!’
- Stewie chats with random adults
- Lois makes dinner
- Brian drinks
- Brian smokes
- Quahog News airs
- Trisha Takinowa reports
- There’s a family driving scene
Takes Two Sips When…
- Peter talks on the phone
- Stewie and Brian fight
- Stewie and Brian make fun of each other
- Joe says ‘Alright, let’s do it!’
- The scene is intentionally drawn out
- Chris says something stupid
- Chris has a good one-liner
Take Three Sips When…
- Someone falls down
- A random sequence airs
Finish the Beer When…
- Someone/A group breaks out in song
- Evil Monkey appears
- Kid with upside down face appears
- There’s a parody of another cartoon/TV show
- William Shatner appears
Are you drunk yet?
For more Family Guy fun, visit Stewie’s Playground.
