Wheat Beer Equals Big Head
Dec 4th, 2008 by Goldie
Last night, I went out for a few beers and hot wings. The beer I picked to help ease the heat was Bell’s Winter White Ale. Not a smart choice. Spicy food is better paired with a light, cold beer. Preferably, a lager. This was just too wheaty!
Regardless of my bad choice, I drank. And drank. And I continued to drink. I went to bed with a full stomach and a buzz. After a few hours of having sugar- plums dance in my head, I woke up with the BIGGEST HEADACHE IN THE WORLD! It was awful! I felt like a bus parked on my head while the driver ate lunch. I immediately got out of bed to treat my dehydration. After two glasses of water, I went back to bed hoping my head would deflate. But, it didn’t. It got worse. So, I got up again and went straight to the medicine cabinet for the magic pill- ADVIL!
After a half hour of jamming my head into my pillow, my head started to feel a little smaller. Drowsiness started to kick in and I was able to sleep. The Advil worked! It saved the night and I woke up with no hang over.
The Lesson Learned: No more wheat beer! It caused my brain to swell up like a sea monkey!

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