Rusty What?
Nov 28th, 2008 by Goldie
What makes a Rusty Beach so tasty that a website is named after it? Well, it is both economical and buzzworthy! All it takes is $9.00 and you are on your way to a drunken stupor! Bon Voyage!
Designated as the unoffical starter drink of Aruba, rum, amaretto, and a splash of fruit juice mingle and tingle throughout your body. And a little booby shake is required to warm up your internal organs. Sip. Sip. Sip. You’re officially buzzed.
As the ice melts and cherry pickles, it feels good to be alive. You are numb to reality. What war in Iraq? Kids starving where? Aruba is the only place in the world you know and love. Hey, this moment is the moment of your life. Not your wedding. Not the birth of your first born. But this moment. And you owe it all to a half litre of alcohol and a millilitre of juice. Aaahhh heaven…
Now, doesn’t it feel good knowing all of this only cost $9.00?
If you are interested in Rusty Beach Therapy, please visit Iguana Joe’s in Aruba. The food and service is great! You will not be disappointed! It has been a tradition in family for the past 14 years! (Please note that prices may have changed, so don’t be cheap!)
This is who I want to grow up to be:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy