Daydreaming at Work
Nov 23rd, 2008 by Goldie
It’s hard to believe that I can honestly say I have seven years of professional work experience (professional, sometimes). I still remember my freshman year in high school wearing flannel and listening to Pearl Jam. I remember idolizing the school’s heartthrob, Mike M, and waiting for him to walk by my fifth hour class. I would never say anything to him. Of course not. I would just stare.
Now, I am a part of America’s cubicle farm. Where millions of us sit in front of a computer waiting for the little yellow envelope to appear for some excitement. Sometimes, we get a little silly and go on Facebook during work hours for a quick peek. So rebellious. It’s funny how in 15 years, I went from stalking a guy in the hallway to stalking status updates on the Internet. And occasionally, while committing my scandalous visits to Facebook, I dream a little dream to ease the pain of policies and procedures.
I daydream about beer and how my mouth waters with anticipation when I pour it into a frosted glass mug.
I daydream about Aruba and how relaxing it is to sit on the sandy beach drinking beer and eating peanuts.
I daydream about Margaritas served on the rocks with salt.
I daydream about all the different types of shots. Red headed sluts. Kamikazes. Lemon drops. Just to name a few.
I daydream about late night snacks and drinking beer. Yum. Cheesy spinach artichoke dip and chips. Hot buffalo wings. Potato Chips. Yum. Yum. Yum.
I daydream about going to local bars while on vacation and hanging out with the friendly happy locals.
I daydream about rooting for the home team with a hot dog in one hand and a 32 oz. beer in the other.
Oh, the list goes on and on and on and on…


Do you daydream about an AA meeting where you learn to daydream about a new form of escapism?
This is my favorite line:
“I went from stalking a guy in hallway to stalking status updates on the Internet.”
God bless lovely beer
Its lovely tingly bubbles
its lovely tangy tingy taste
its wobbly inducing properties
A glass of wine (which i also pretend to enjoy) raised to beer…beer …our cold frosty friend
Zen.
We make money that, helps us buy time to do nothing. irony.
nice blog goldie!